Episode 212
EP 212 - QUIZ - Business OR Bullshit with Grace Blakeley
Friday quiz time with renowned author, journalist and political commentator Grace Blakeley in the hot seat.
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Welcome to this week's a business or bullshit quiz with renowned author,
Speaker:journalist, and political commentator, Grace Blakely, in the hot seat.
Speaker:It's been fantastic conversation, Grace.
Speaker:Are you ready for a little bit of a game?
Speaker:I'm so ready.
Speaker:Okay, we're gonna say something and you gotta say whether it's business
Speaker:or bullshit, um, that's it, you gotta make a choice, you can...
Speaker:Discuss your options as you wish.
Speaker:I've explained it pretty badly, but I think you've got the gist.
Speaker:Yeah, I get it.
Speaker:Oh, de cue the music and we're off.
Speaker:Office nap pods.
Speaker:Oh my god, yes.
Speaker:A million times yes.
Speaker:I used to fall asleep all the time when I had to work in an office and often I would
Speaker:just go and lock myself in the loo and just fall asleep with my head against the cubicle.
Speaker:Especially because they now reckon that if you have a nap during the day you're less likely to get dementia.
Speaker:I have naps all the time when I'm writing.
Speaker:Maybe they have to be in a sort of public space that people know you're napping.
Speaker:Otherwise, otherwise it's like, are they having sex or are they doing an I.
Speaker:V.
Speaker:a little hammock.
Speaker:Hammocks.
Speaker:Hammocks in a, you know.
Speaker:Thing.
Speaker:Almost.
Speaker:Joint area.
Speaker:Or just light up, you know.
Speaker:Grace is currently napping.
Speaker:She has been napping for seven hours, sixty four minutes.
Speaker:Shall we wake her?
Speaker:Yes!
Speaker:Right, on that bomber, uh, mandatory office birthday cakes.
Speaker:Mandatory.
Speaker:Oh, you haven't worked in an office.
Speaker:No, I mean, I have worked in offices.
Speaker:On people's birthdays, you have to bring in a cake.
Speaker:You have, you have to bring in a cake.
Speaker:Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker:That's bizarre.
Speaker:I'm trying to get it, oh Christ, I'm getting, I'm trying to make sure we just give the birthdays off here.
Speaker:Yeah, that's a great idea, why not?
Speaker:I mean, it's much for much, this is just giving another day's holiday, but it means actually
Speaker:you're not, because it's at the weekend sometimes, so it's actually for a business, it's
Speaker:less But it's just nice to say to someone you don't want your birthday and you don't have
Speaker:to give a fucking mandatory office gig by running to Greg's when I'm really busy anyway.
Speaker:Oh god, yeah.
Speaker:At like 10am.
Speaker:Fuck that, it's bullshit.
Speaker:Actually, you do need to answer, I've answered for you.
Speaker:Where are we going?
Speaker:Oh, I think that's bullshit.
Speaker:Yeah, I completely agree.
Speaker:Business plans.
Speaker:Ooh, interesting.
Speaker:Um, I mean, I think that's probably business, like you need a plan.
Speaker:Plan beat no plan.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Office dogs, as discussed.
Speaker:I like it.
Speaker:I think business.
Speaker:Ballpark figures.
Speaker:Uh, that's very interesting.
Speaker:Hasn't I got it?
Speaker:Uh, ballpark figures.
Speaker:I think bullshit.
Speaker:There's so many ways to get it wrong and, yeah.
Speaker:And you can slightly change the view for small, small, uh, that's a good answer.
Speaker:LinkedIn.
Speaker:I don't even have LinkedIn, I think bullshit.
Speaker:I just, some of the stuff I see on LinkedIn, I'm just like, Dear God.
Speaker:Universal basic income.
Speaker:Ooh, interesting.
Speaker:So, I like the idea, but I don't necessarily think that we should be doing it by just giving people a pot of money.
Speaker:People should look up this idea of universal basic services, which is rather than saying, let's give
Speaker:everyone a bit of money, we should be investing in making sure that everyone has Access to a set
Speaker:of services that allow them to survive regardless of whether or not they are actually, you know,
Speaker:working and potentially having those like as based in the community where everyone's getting involved.
Speaker:And you can kind of see the, the effects of that.
Speaker:The effects that I, I, it's a slightly different idea, but I always like the idea of a golden pass.
Speaker:'cause my wife's a GP works in a and e and stuff and they used to get canteen meals.
Speaker:They used to get loads of stuff.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:But I never understand why they don't, you know, they have an n
Speaker:h s thing and people do give you 10% off here, fuck all of that.
Speaker:It should be like mandatory.
Speaker:It's 50%, it's, you know, they pay cost.
Speaker:They get rent control.
Speaker:You give it to them you charge them.
Speaker:I agree.
Speaker:And really, everywhere they go, they wave the badge and they get a free meal.
Speaker:Yeah, I like that.
Speaker:You know, I think accountants should get 10 percent off.
Speaker:Team building exercises.
Speaker:Oh god, bullshit.
Speaker:No, absolutely not.
Speaker:Couldn't agree more.
Speaker:Yeah, that's ADHD again.
Speaker:Yeah, I know.
Speaker:You Pivoting.
Speaker:Pivoting.
Speaker:What's pivoting?
Speaker:It is the strategic shift made by a business or an individual, typically in response to market change.
Speaker:It's basically, it's all gone wrong, let's change the plan.
Speaker:Basically, when a startup realizes that their idea was shit, and they come up with another one.
Speaker:Oh, God.
Speaker:I mean, it sounds like bullshit from the way that you're putting it, but...
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I think, to be fair, it is business.
Speaker:It probably is business, but I mean, a lot of...
Speaker:business is bullshit.
Speaker:You can't tell the guest what to say.
Speaker:It's almost the definition of business because the whole bit you've got to adapt and change and thrive, you know.
Speaker:Diversity quotas.
Speaker:Ooh, interesting.
Speaker:I think it is a bad solution to a real problem because you know, a lot of this
Speaker:goes back to actually who is coming into a business, who's choosing what roles.
Speaker:Who's able to access certain positions.
Speaker:Just saying we need X number of, you know, uh, women or whatever on in this position.
Speaker:It doesn't like attack the problem at every stage of the chain.
Speaker:You know, have you got good maternity policies?
Speaker:Have you got good outreach programs?
Speaker:Have you got all of this stuff?
Speaker:So it kind of doesn't really get to the core of the issue.
Speaker:In office fitness classes.
Speaker:We'll go quick.
Speaker:Oh, that sounds amazing.
Speaker:Yeah, that would be good.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Uh, MBAs.
Speaker:This is political because my mum used to be in academic teaching business, but I think largely bullshit.
Speaker:It's correct.
Speaker:We've only had one person say otherwise.
Speaker:Wheelhouses.
Speaker:What's a wheel, what do you mean by wheelhouses?
Speaker:As in my wheelhouse.
Speaker:Areas of expertise.
Speaker:I mean, that makes sense to me.
Speaker:I know, it's a silly question.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I know, we need to put that on the silly list.
Speaker:Um, you're going.
Speaker:Are we doing that?
Speaker:You're holding all the cards.
Speaker:Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker:You're lunatic.
Speaker:I am holding, you are holding You are holding the cards.
Speaker:Metaphorically and actually.
Speaker:Um, meeting agendas.
Speaker:Yeah, good.
Speaker:Needed.
Speaker:People go off on one otherwise.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Uh, paradigm shift.
Speaker:Bullshit.
Speaker:Flexible working.
Speaker:Important business.
Speaker:Low hanging fruit.
Speaker:Um, oh god, I don't know.
Speaker:It always sounds slightly rude to me somehow, I don't know why.
Speaker:Oh, that's, you've got a Babylon.
Speaker:I have got a dirty mind.
Speaker:You know, the gardens of Babylon, kind of, you know, grapes of wrath.
Speaker:I think it probably is business.
Speaker:Yeah, you start by tackling the things that are easiest and then you go up.
Speaker:That makes sense.
Speaker:Although I'm not, you know, I don't know, basically.
Speaker:You just go, yeah, we'll go business.
Speaker:Yeah, okay.
Speaker:Blue sky thinking.
Speaker:I mean, sounds like bullshit, doesn't it?
Speaker:Think tanks.
Speaker:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker:You yeah.
Speaker:We've got you now, if you want.
Speaker:Hot disking.
Speaker:Um, oh no, I don't like that.
Speaker:Yeah, no, bullshit.
Speaker:This is Pathetic.
Speaker:End work clothes.
Speaker:Nah, bullshit.
Speaker:I want to be able to wear whatever I want all the time.
Speaker:But that's why I don't work in an office.
Speaker:Excellent.
Speaker:That was
Speaker:the end of business or bullshit.
Speaker:Applause.
Speaker:A big thank you to Grace for joining us this week, and we'll be back with a brand new episode next Tuesday.
Speaker:In the meantime, have a great weekend.
